cruddance 

"The worst thing", but with more severity and vulgarity.

cf: crapness

Also used as an exclamation, in place of a swear word.

We'll have to get up at 5; but the cruddance is that we won't be seeing a bed again for 48hrs!

Cruddance! I just stepped on a cactus.

cruddance by JWBPhayz July 22, 2009

Crumance 

When attractions occur quickly and result in onboard temporary hook-ups on a cruiseship.

My crumance this trip was the best!

Crumance by MamaT July 10, 2012

Crumbance 

An extremely small amount of something

LOTR isn't within a crumbance of GOT

Crumbance by DanJimword March 28, 2019

credance 

a true, honest, bloke, big dick and and likes Georgia

Credance is a mad bloke

credance by asddfeytnszwkx November 15, 2020

creedance 

an asshole all together but a "good" friend and has a big dick

creedance you are an asshole all together but you a good friend and your a freak.

creedance by blank100 September 18, 2019

Cruddace 

Adj. to describe one who likes to talk about uncomfortable things, normally involving the molestation of children or period blood baths.

ewwwwww Cruddace is at it again, i swear she actually touches children

Cruddace by HCCH April 22, 2011

crapdance 

a dance popular with toddlers/small children. occurs when a shit
is held in for too long resulting in pain and or discomfort in said child. not wanting to tell anyone for wanting to keep play. the child then starts to dance also know as the potty dance though the latter is normal related to the bladder.

child's thought: hmm now let me see play or shit ill wait an hour and then go
mother:!!! oh god u shit your pant!?!?!? why didn't you go in the crapper
child:you said many bad words
mother: o lordy lordy why didn't i go ahead with the abortion i should have known you were doing the crapdance the whole time

crapdance by yukyuk April 16, 2009