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Crotcheral vicinity 

The area below the belly button and above the thighs
We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

Crotcher 

Anything that forms an angle (ex. tree branches, corners of a room, roofs of houses
"What degree crotcher is that?" "I'd say about 57"
Crotcher by Speedy Eggbert September 29, 2019

chotched 

the end result of too many alcoholic beverages. can also be spelled chatched, but thats lame.
man i had like 20 appletinis, im so fucking chotched.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.
chotched by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007

Crotcheted 

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
Crotcheted by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020
"Come on mate lets go downstairs and watch the footy."
"Aww but I'm well cotched."
cotched by Ashmanok February 20, 2007

Cretched 

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.
Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”
Cretched by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018