crotchblock

When you interfere with a bi or pansexual friend from hooking up with someone of any gender whom they have an interest to get to know intimately.

Cece crotchblocked Toni when she told the realtor Allarie that she felt Toni's not a good kisser.

crotchblock by Spiderrette July 18, 2017

Crockblock 

(n) Refusal of contact with an individual based solely on the fact that they are wearing Crocks (tm).

Check out that guy's shoes! What a total crockblock.

She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.

Crockblock by Randy&Penni July 23, 2013

crotchrocket

Term used to describe sportbikes., which are street bikes derived from race-bike technology. Often used in a derogatory manner.

I'd rather own a Harley than a crotchrocket.

crotchrocket by Milo May 23, 2003

Crotchrocket

Holy Shit! That Bike is Fucking Awesome Dude!

prolly the one thing closest to a jetfighter that we can legally own and drive on the road!

holy fucking shit, that bike is badass dude i fuckin love it

Crotchrocket by Ice June 30, 2004

crotchbroken 

like heartbroken but when you suffer a loss of a sexual nature.

Dude, my fuckbuddy dumped me, I'm crotchbroken!!

crotchbroken by heywood12 August 3, 2007

crotchrocket

Sport bikes/motorcycles that have a smooth ride and fast speeds

one of the few vehicles i havent ridden on known for racing

crotchrocket by for you to decide July 11, 2003

crotchrocket

Officially and legally sanctioned form of suicide for cretins.
Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.
Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:
a)Obsolete.
b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.

Wow! That little old lady left-turned in front of that crotchrocket pilot!
Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.

crotchrocket by crowbone August 15, 2004