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Cruel, heartless, having no conscience, a person seeming Void of any human compassion; having no thought or concern for the pain or suffering of others, a self-centered person
Cruel Heartless void of Feeling Self-Centered....that guy on the news just had a blank stare when they sentenced him for his crime; he seemed very CROID to me" .............."She lied & schemed to get that promotion; she didn't seem to care how many people she hurt to get to the Top...how CROID can she be?"
Croid by 1 Kool Nana! June 19, 2010
Related Words
Croid croissant choid criddle crid criddler Crode craid crodie cridiot

ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.
Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

croissant 

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant
croissant by wowza666 June 8, 2019
Same meaning as "crikey", but used by someone who also says "roight".
Ian: Croiky! He spotted us! Quick! Use the tranquilizer gun!
Bobby: Roight!
Croiky by Anon1963 March 19, 2009

titty croissants 

Slang word for French breasts.
Madame has large and bouncy titty croissants.

i coulda dropped my croissant

a famous vine in which a guy is holding a plate of food. another guy is standing on the stairs and yells to make the food guy jump. the food guy exclaims; ‘STAHP!! I coulda dropped my croissant!’
Raaaah!’ ‘Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant