cremple 

The dyslexic mispronunciation of the word creampie which can either be a popular dessert or a niche sexual act.

Please sir, can I have some more, cremple?

cremple by Ralph O'Connor October 7, 2015

crumpler 

A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a crumpler.

crumpler by thecrumpler July 2, 2006

paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004

deineth cramplel 

the cramping of your balls, thighs, buttocks, and feet muscles all at the same time.

person 1: mike just had a "deineth cramplel"

person 2: oh shit, I hope he's okay.

deineth cramplel by himigane November 12, 2021

Crumplemore 

How To Pronounce: ker-ank-el-more

Someone who tells one chat/call they'll be right back leaves for the rest of the day in another chat/call.

Wow he said he'd be right back but i see him in the Gamers R Us discord, what a Crumplemore.

Crumplemore by Roobert String April 18, 2018

Crumple Plopper 

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.

My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.

Crumple Plopper by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011

CrumpleDummple 

When your ass crumbs harden creating a rock hard log....Basically a hard, flaky shit

guys. GUYS! you'll never believe the CrumpleDummple Amber Heard just took in my bed!

CrumpleDummple by --BerryTheManokit-- November 29, 2022