crappetite 

The feeling for one's need to a bowel movement.

Damnit, if I don't find a bathroom now I'm going to lose my crappetite!

crappetite by Reon Smith November 15, 2006

crappetite 

1. A desire to drop a fecalith deposit in a nearby toilet.
2. An insatiable craving to let fecal matter exit the body.
3. Wanting to take a dump.

I walked into the Porta-Potty and saw that the crap had crested the hole in which it sat, whence seeing it I lost my crappetite and proceeded to leave.

crappetite by Seth Anderson April 22, 2008

Crappetite 

The need or want to eat certain foods because of the pleasure you receive from crapping it out. For example, spicy food because it burns your asshole or garlicky beans because you can kill trees with your gas and peel the paint off the walls when you blow up your bathroom.

Example 1: I have a real crappetite for that ghost pepper sauce, there's no better butthole burn!

Example 2: I have a real crappetite for baby food because how it eats isn't as important as how it craps.

Crappetite by Dr.FartScientist June 8, 2017

crappetite 

The deep hunger for food that will eventually kill you. Pizza, deep fried foods, jalepeno poppers, and more.

"Let's run down to Taco Bell and feed this crappetite."

crappetite by I have an answer for everything December 19, 2004

crappetite 

The measure of one's ability and desire, given the circumstances, to move a bowel.

After seeing the feces smeared across the toilet on the overnight train to Moscow, I lost my crappetite completely.

crappetite by Joe Loring December 24, 2007

Lost my crappetite 

The feeling of no longer needing to make a bowel movement after smelling someone else's.

I walked into the office restroom after a co-worker had just dropped an S-bomb, but the fallout was so bad I completely lost my crappetite.

Lost my crappetite by jupiter77 February 10, 2010

Crappetizer 

That seemingly normal shit you take 15 minutes before realizing you aren't even close to finished.

"Dude, pull over."
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"

Crappetizer by Plabadahey February 4, 2010