crapenzie 

another word for "crap" that has been expounded, relating to a certain situation, expounding frustration, an adjective used to describe a situation

slamming ones finger in a door one could say "oh crapenzie!" Your dog got loose and is running away "crapenzie." A nicer sounding word than "oh shit!"

crapenzie by pmurrayrn March 14, 2011

crapendium

A comprehensive database providing information on features, benefits and shortcomings of a restroom facility. Usually includes such things as stall size, seat comfort, flushability, paper softness, aroma, enjoyability, and so on and so forth.

The original crapendium was invented by Adam and Eddie and is a useful guide to UNC students to this day.

crapendium by Mearns June 21, 2005

chapanzie 

An animal made up by a group of best friends. (TEAM)

Hey look it's a chapanzie!🐵🐵

chapanzie by Emu Goat December 12, 2016

Crapendipity 

When things that would otherwise be good happen at the crappiest possible time.

Winning free bacon for life after finding out you have a heart condition is crapendipity.

Crapendipity by mrwill26 September 1, 2013

crapetizer 

When you finish dropping a deuce and know that there's another right around the corner.

I'm just taking a smoke break in between the crapetizer and the main course.

crapetizer by kahhhhhhhhn May 27, 2010

crapenis 

A crapenis is a crappy penis, as described by another person after starting to hook up. This can mean it is too small, to skinny, too stinky, etc for the person to want to continue hooking up. It usually means the end of the hookup, unless the person hooking up with the crapenis in intoxicated or just really needs some D.

Girl, I went home with that cute guy last night but it turned out he had a crapenis. It was so small I could barely find it! I used my dog as an excuse to get outta there!!!

crapenis by ShizzleMyWhizzle August 18, 2019

Crapendium

A collection of crappy or inferior items; a compendium of things that suck.

Charles’ playlist of stupid songs is a veritable crapendium of the dumbest songs ever.

Crapendium by EricaTortfeasor January 4, 2022