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Crack Ass 

The unconfortable feeling that one gets after not wiping ones bum properly. It is usually exagerated if the downstairs area then gets sweaty from walking or exercise.
"Man! Walking up this hill has given me a bad case of crack ass"
Crack Ass by sefff October 20, 2008

crack ass 

1. somebody who is addicted to crack
2. somebody who blazed that shit up every day
3. my friend Noah who failed no nut November already
1. bruh you're such crack ass you need a new set of teeth
2. someone: did you see Charles he was blazing that shit up me: oh yeah what a crack ass
3. Noah: thank god I nutted before November i did it last night. me: last night is was the 1st. Noah: shit...=';l,mn

crack ass 

When something is as difficult as possible, when something never works properly.
I tried dealing with my crack ass computer again today.
crack ass by Mah-ree December 22, 2005

Crack ass 

Verb -to haul ass
Adjective- another term for "fuck"

Noun- a crack head
That concert was crack ass!

You crack ass!

I need to crack ass on homework.
Crack ass by Seventeenthedition January 15, 2015

crack ass ho 

A woman, void of any perceivable moral conduct or code, who feeds her crack habit by tossing her drug dealer's salad (i.e. eating his ass), and occasionally sells her body/ass for profit whilst intoxicated
Not only has that bitch Sally popped out four kids, but also she's one helluva crack ass ho.
crack ass ho by Quentin September 20, 2003

crack ass hairline 

When a niggas hairline is so fucked up that it looks like graph lines from an earthquake and uneven and simply a reflection of a bad barber
Ex:Tyrone:That nigga lookin' like he got lined up with a plastic spoon with that crack ass hairline