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Cockaboo 

To surprise the opposite sex by revealing one's penis in a perfectly normal social setting
Girl: "We entered the elevator and he randomly whipped out his cock for no apparent reason. I really got cockabooed!"

Man walks by a random girl in the mall, whips out his cock and shouts "COCKABOO! I SEE YOU"
Cockaboo by Cacksman December 6, 2010

Anarchist Cookbook 

Book that includes compilations of ways to make bombs, explosives, acids, and other destructive things with simple household products. Also teaches the reader how to perform frauds and other theiveries. Controversial material but allowed to be publicized but not comitted.
I learned that you could get high off banana peels thanks to the Anarchist Cookbook.

You can learn how to make shotgun shells explosive in the Anarchist Cookbook, they can blow whole fingers off!
Anarchist Cookbook by Beedub December 27, 2003

Cookbook Homicide 

The appropriate response when someone asks who your favorite Spotify artist is.
Joe: Who's your favorite music artist?
Anyone: Cookbook Homicide
Any book that contains directions on how to make or "cook" a variety of substances, be it legal or not.
EX 1a: Hey John, where did you get that awesome salmon recipe?
EX 1b: I found it in this chef's cookbook.

EX 2a: How do I make the stock solution for a Nessler's reagent?
EX 2b: I dunno, check the cookbook.

EX 3: The local drug dealer was arrested and on the scene officers found a cookbook with instructions on how to make various narcotics.
Cookbook by Matt..... January 20, 2011

Anarchist Cookbook 

A book first compiled and released during the height of Vietnam war protesting, intended to be a guidebook to civil disobedience by explaining how to create destructive substances and various techniques for undermining or just screwing with authorities. All methods described within were totally accurate at the time of publication and were reportedly researched and taken from various military books the author found in a local library.

Nowadays the term applies to any of the many print and online publications that deal with how to create malicious substances from household items. These publications are only spiritual successors, the original author of the Anarchist Cookbook claims he has since changed his views. The book only remains in print due to the underhanded dealings of the author's publisher.
Break out the old Anarchist Cookbook, we'll make some napalm.
Anarchist Cookbook by Jack April 2, 2004

Friggin cookbook 

An overpriced cookbook with awful advice made by snake oil salesman none other than the much and rightfully hated Greg Turkesterone Doucette.
I was dumb enough to buy this friggin cookbook. I feel robbed bro.