contubulant 

complaints that are completely trivial stated in an almost apocalyptic manner

I'm completely out of personal bank space and I have all available upgrades.
In the near 3 years I've been playing my main toon, I've garnered an enviable collection of epic and named gear.

Unfortunately with the new packs and so much btc on equip I no longer have the room to keep anything.
I cant even TR right now as was my plan because of the lack of storage.
No. I'm not throwing away items like that. I would rather stop playing and just let the account sit.
So where does that leave me?

Unable to advance any further due to "of all the stupid things" storage space.
You want to sell us all kinds of "stuff" that you think we want but neglect the things we actually need.
You've released far too many packs and gear without any increase in storage and it's not new news.
So.... you'd best come up with a plan soon or you'll end up with at least 1 less paying customer.
Yes I enjoy the game but if your making it impossible for me to play then whose fault is that? Someone on your staff is slipping badly. I'm being contubulant.

contubulant by MaximumPotty December 15, 2012

contabulated 

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

contabulated by sharw135 April 30, 2011

conjubulated 

A feeling experienced when Chris Lantz's mother is sighted. Usually ends in boner-induction.

Dude, when I saw Chris's mom the other day, I got totally conjubulated!

conjubulated by Dr. Wanker March 6, 2005

conjubulated 

when confused at the sight of Chris Reed's mom(york, pa)

Wow after seeing Chris Reed's mom... im conjubulated as to if i should kiss her or burn her alive

conjubulated by Chris Meek July 10, 2003

Confubulate 

The practice of explaining things by talking in circles and using words that no one understands, thereby convincing a group that you understand 100% that you are correct in taking on the project in question. They are usually cat-loving (not with sweet and sour) adults of a larger size who dwell in their parents' basements watching Star Wars movies and online gaming. Because of the lack of human interaction, they are starving for conversation leading to them being a running commentary of web news all day, applying themselves into the fantasy world of social-networking (convincing others of their legendary skills and looks). They are usually allergic to everything as they spend all of their time alone in a basement in their own clutterific world.

Upon leaving his stump on February 2nd, Punxsutawney Phil confubulated that Spring will last another 6 weeks thus giving him ample time to find a new mail-order mate.

Confubulate by Stretch Feline June 14, 2012

Contabulated 

Uberly tired. Exhausted. Completely lacking energy. Sleepy

I was pretty contabulated after that long days' hard work.

Contabulated by Toodles the Turtle July 17, 2011

Conjubilant 

(adj.) Shouting together with joy.

The conjubilant crowd screamed when the band began to walk on stage.

Conjubilant by taco_55 April 25, 2020