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Competitive BSing
Friend (Loading into League of Legends game): What does Competitive BSing mean?
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.
Competitive BSing by zMuZZle February 5, 2020
Competitive Player
A man named Nick Schatzki who is naturally good at video games
Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect
Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect
Competitive Player by __Le__ June 16, 2017
Overwatch Competitive
When no one protects the fuckn payload and the russians wont stop screaming and when everything is cancer
Overwatch Competitive by dr loserfruit June 5, 2018
Competitive Sex
The less popular version of Casual sex. This type of intercourse usually has match tournaments hosted in underground facilities far away from society. The matches usually consist on who can last the longest and for additional points, moans are rated on the intensity and measured in DB units. There is also a leaderboard for the true champions of such activity, your moms at the top lol.
Dan: Yo, I just had competitive sex with my gf last night. It was crazy! I almost got second place.
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about
Competitive Sex by NotAQoomer December 2, 2022
uranate like a competitive equine
Sheesh!!! Todd had to uranate like a competitive equine this morning!!! Must have been all the brewskies he had last night!!!
uranate like a competitive equine by Telephony January 20, 2011
Competitive swimmer
A person who is part fish. They don't have much time for a social life because they are constantly in the pool training, or outside of the pool, eating.
"Hey do you want to see if Sean can come to the movies?" asked Justin
"No man, he's a competitive swimmer, he won't have time." Replied Oliver.
"No man, he's a competitive swimmer, he won't have time." Replied Oliver.
Competitive swimmer by Robofish May 14, 2015