describing someone so gay and sneeky that they can steal your anatomy and, at the same time, your heterosexuality without you ever realizing till it's too late.
Person one: "Hey! you best keep your hands cupped over your scrotum and cock, because that young fellow over there is one sneeky little cockthief!"
Person two: "Okay."
Person two: "Okay."
by Dismal Euphony December 8, 2006
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Greg: WTF?! He just cockblocked me from that girl
Tony:What a cockthief
Greg: WTF?! He just cockblocked me from that girl
Tony:What a cockthief
by ak47=fag March 18, 2011
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When someone has thirst for a cock, or desires to have penis in around his/her face.
To thirst for cock.
The uncontrollable impulse to give fellatio to a cock, regardless of size, shape, or color.
In a member of the male sex, cockthirst can be considered homosexual and mad 'mo.
In a member of the female sex, excessive cockthirst can be considered promiscuous and slutty.
To thirst for cock.
The uncontrollable impulse to give fellatio to a cock, regardless of size, shape, or color.
In a member of the male sex, cockthirst can be considered homosexual and mad 'mo.
In a member of the female sex, excessive cockthirst can be considered promiscuous and slutty.
Man: MY COCKTHIRST CONSUMES REASON AND CAUSES ME TO CONSUME PENIS
Man2: Yo that's mad gay for no reason bud
Woman1: I have the cockthirst. Let's go find male genitalias to fellatio.
Man2: LETS GOOO
Man1: Okay, unzip =
Woman2: This is promiscuous and slutty, whores.
Man2: Yo that's mad gay for no reason bud
Woman1: I have the cockthirst. Let's go find male genitalias to fellatio.
Man2: LETS GOOO
Man1: Okay, unzip =
Woman2: This is promiscuous and slutty, whores.
by Speeding Ginger April 18, 2010
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Get the cockthirsty mug.I was walking in the mall today and saw Sally; she came up to me, but I had to cockshield myself because she was overweight.
by Yames Blue June 29, 2011
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Get the cockthirsty mug.Similar to cock blocking, but it is where the female (cock) leaves with the cockblocker and their friends, not only leaving you cock blocked but also having the female stolen.
I was chillin' with a girl at a party when my friend came over with a small group of friends and started talking with me and my girl, then when he left, my girl left with the group. i am another victim of the horrible crime knows as cockthievery
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by lo42894 April 4, 2011
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