cock stump

A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.

Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."

cock stump by Shrekalec September 10, 2009

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Stump Cock

A penis that is all girth and no length. Short and thick

Should of seen his stump cock, man it was nasty

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A costume for a penis. Cockstumes can be homemade, adapted from everyday items, or meticulously designed by Purdue engineers.

Man, that pilgrim costume on that turkey would make a great cockstume.

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Oh thanks for the mail COCKSFUMPS (then run)

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When someone cockblocks you so hard it's almost as if they have taken your cock and stomped on it with cleats.

-He actually cockblocked me three times over the course of the weekend.

-Dang. That sounds more like a cockstomp to me.

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Bro, Cesar was cockstomping all over Adam last night... with Nikki's shoes. It was heinous.

Cockstomping by azola July 25, 2010

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noun: an insult, meaning that the person being insulted is akin to a bobbited penis.

Person 1: "Your team is shit and you're going to lose the cup final!'
Person 2: "Get knotted you fucking cockstump!"

cockstump by Rafuel August 28, 2008

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