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Let’s have cocanal together.
Cocanal by Cocanal October 13, 2018

Crack Cocanal 

Doing a line of cocaine out of an asshole
Candy Cane was offered some meth by her dealer, but she refused, stating, "I'll just take a Crack Cocanal"
Crack Cocanal by eoz91 November 12, 2016

cocanaut 

/ˈkōkəˈnɑu̯t/

co•ca•naut

def.: a cocanaut is someone who explores altered states of consciousness through the use of cocaine
I've done six 8 balls this week. I'm a straight-up cocanaut.
someone who bum's off Nirvana

(see "bum off")
hey, jordan is paying six grand for kurt's old guitar

oh my god he is so cobanal
cobanal by P5y/\/\0/\/ December 31, 2007

Cocainal 

Shoving as much cocaine up someone else's ass then sticking a straw up their anus and snorting out all the cocaine
Oh man I gave Sheniqua some great cocainal last night we got so fucking high, it was great
Cocainal by BUBUBUBU August 27, 2015

cocanapple 

a genetically spliced cononut and apple
Mmmm, mmmm. This sure is some good cocanapple.