clapatitus 

a word used to describe a womans condition who has lived as a cumshot rubbish tip for the locals. this disease is generally formed by associating with boongs and wiggers.

that skank has copped a hell dose of clapatitus. probably roots boongs.

clapatitus by uncle fitzroy August 5, 2008

Claptitude 

The measurement of how clapped someone is from 1 to 10

Your claptitude is off the scale my friend!

Claptitude by MagicalBacon February 13, 2018

Claptitude 

The skill one possesses at giving a high five. Named for the sound made when two hands meet and your aptitude for making that sound happen.

I hate high fiving Lucy. She's got horrible claptitude.

Logan has awesome claptitude, but your hands always sting a little afterwards.

Claptitude by UAllRedENo December 10, 2010

crapatits 

if something is more than crap

george is crapatits

crapatits by Tony February 1, 2003

crapatious 

It hurts. Really fucking bad.

Damn, that's crapatious.

crapatious by Bobbicus March 1, 2003

clepatitus 

Having sticky fingers. Having an uncontrollable desire to steal shit.

Jay's pockets are so fat from his clepatitus

clepatitus by Sindarelly March 5, 2024

claptitude 

A measurement of how clapped someone is from 1 to 10

Your claptitude is off the scale my friend

claptitude by MagicalBacon May 5, 2018