chreaster 

Those Christians who only show up to religious services on Christmas and Easter.

We better get to church early this morning if you want a seat, with all the chreasters it's going to be be SRO.

chreaster by Duckygrl April 30, 2006

Chreaster 

One that attends church only for Christmas and Easter.

I hate going to church with grandma; thank god mom is only a chreaster.

Pastor Tom: Are we going to see you in church tonight?

Mary: You know you're gonna see me. I'm a chreaster through and through.

Chreaster by Yoyo girl January 9, 2008

chreaster 

more than 50% of the people belonging to a Catholic Church Parish that only come to mass on the big holidays- Christmas and Easter-therefore making it difficult to find seats because the Church is overpacked.

Joe: My mom is making me go to the early morning Easter Mass even though i haven't been to Church since last Christmas.

Kevin: You are such a chreaster.

chreaster by dNell April 12, 2007

Chreaster 

Someone who only goes to church on Christmas and Easter. Your typical everyday Christian who tries to act all holy twice a year when the relatives are in town. In reality they couldn't be more of a scumbag. When mass is over they go back to getting drunk and beating the family dog.

Frank: For the love of god Dorothy do we really have to go to church?
Dorothy: Frank it's Easter, everybody goes to church on Easter.
Frank: I don't give a rats ass I'm not going.
Dorothy: But we haven't gone since Christmas Frank.
Frank: Fine, then go you god damn Chreaster.

Chreaster by QueerbagSteve July 7, 2016

Diablo the Cheater 

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.

"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater?"

Diablo the Cheater by xxAmogusxx July 10, 2021

Jesus Cheater 

A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.

Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."

OR

Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."

Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"

Jesus Cheater by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021

Blazing the Chester 

This slang phrase refers to the act of smoking a puffed Cheeto as if it were a cigar or lighting the crushed product in a pipe, usually made of aluminum foil. Smoking Cheetos for a prolonged amount of time will yield a mild high, due to the fumes released from the preservatives found in the "orange dust". A consensus among those known commonly as "The Chester Club" is that smoking exactly two hundred puffed Cheetos will yield a "high" for about five seconds. The high is said to include amnesia, unconsciousness, and total unresponsiveness to external stimuli. Common among those who blaze the chester is the number "200". They say "too hunnit er'day" to indicate that they partake of "that good chedda". Despite the popularity of smoking two hundred pieces in order to achieve a high, smoking out of a large pipe known as a "peace pipe" made of aluminum foil is far more effective. This method involves placing and igniting a cheeto into the end of the pipe. The smoke is inhaled only while the cheeto is ablaze. Participants of this activity usually wear hats that have ear flaps, and modify them to have the flaps stick outwards from the head. These hats are called "Chester Hats". Blazing the Chester originated in northwestern Illinois from a group of teenagers by a fire with nothing but Cheeto puffs and imagination. To this day, people still "Blaze the Chester" and might refer to it as "Chasin' the cheetah", "Crankin' da oranj in da tin", and "Tokin' that good chedda".

Bro 1: "Dude, what the hell are you smoking? Is that a cheeto?"
Bro 2: *cough* "Yeah bruh, I'm Blazing the Chester"
Bro 1: "You dumbass"
Bro 2: "I hit dat too hunnit er'day"
Bro 1: "Lemme get a righteous toke."
Bro 2: "Hand me that foil so we can crank oranj in da tin" *fashions three foot long peace pipe and lights up a piece*
Bro 1: *takes a mad-righteous toke* "......"
Bro 2: "Haha, you like?"
Bro 1: ...(Five seconds later)... "Wh..Wh..Whut?"
Bro 2: "Duuuuude..."

Blazing the Chester by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014