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Alabama Chili Pocket 

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket. Instead you shove chili cheese fries up her vagina and eat it out of her vagina.
"Dude why are you so gassy today?"
"Oh man, I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Chili Pocket last night."

hot spicy chili pocket 

When you go to Taco Bell and eat everything off the menu, go home unload your shit into a nice crockpot and force feed to your Mongolian slave children
I did the hot spicy chili pocket technique on Fred’s wife the other day and he has no idea!