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Chickapotamus 

The chickopotamus (Chickapotamus amphibius) or Chicko is a large, mostly plant-eating mammal found only in the Chickahominy River located in Eastern Virginia, and one of only three extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the others are the Hippopotamus and the Pygmy Hippopotamus). The chickopotamus is the heaviest extant artiodactyl, despite being considerably shorter than the giraffe.

The chickopotamus is semi-aquatic, inhabiting the Chickahominy River where territorial bulls preside over a stretch of the river and groups of 5 to 10 females and young. During the day they remain cool by staying in the water or mud, most commonly near cypress trees; reproduction and childbirth both occur in water. They emerge at dusk to graze on grass. While chickopotamuses rest near each other in the water, grazing is a solitary activity and chickopotamuses are not territorial on land.

The chickopotamus is recognizable for its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly-hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is the third-largest land mammal by weight (between 1½ and 3½ tons), behind the white rhinoceros (1½ to 4 tons) and elephants (3 to 7 tons). Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a human. Chickopatamuses have been clocked at 18 mph (29 km/h) over short distance. The chickapotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Virginia. There are an estimated 10-20 chickapotamuses throughout the Chickahominy River basin. They are still threatened by habitat loss and poaching for their meat and ivory canine teeth.
I was out in the water today and Patrick almost hit a chickapotamus submerged between two cypress trees with our boat.
Chickapotamus by lookoutdrift August 29, 2009

chickron 

A really fucked up fanfiction/s about Ron(ald) Weasley and his erotic love for chicken. Although this is Harry Potter we're talking about, these kind of stories are not recommended for children under 18
Dude 1: I read a story about Chickron, it was AMAZING!
Dude 2: Dafuq is Chickron?
Dude 1: A story about Ron Weasley and Chicken having CENSORED CENSORED
Dude 2: ...
chickron by sheepleRTasty November 22, 2016

Chicharrones 

Fried pork dermis :p. Though this treat can be deadly its delightfully delicious when complimented with lime and salt.
"hey why did the dog die?"

" oh, its capillaries, veins and aorta got clogged up because of all the left over Chicharones it ate".
Chicharrones by Telis March 11, 2005

Chichariot 

A chichariot is basically what ensues when the mexican wizard Javier 'Prolific' Hernandez slots home for Manchester United away from the theatre of dreams. Basically the red army go delirious because a goal from chicharito has sent them into raptures.
That chichariot was mental when he found the net at stoke , fantastic pitch invasion too
Chichariot by squirrelfootball September 24, 2011
v. To strategically roll pennies and quarters on the ground in order to get girls to bend over and pick them up.
Guy 1: Hey brosef, let's go to the mall and chichaloo some cuties.

Guy 2: Heck yeah, homie. Let me grab my tank top.
Chichaloo by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013

Salty Chicharon 

a guy's tasty dick when he gets oral sex without having washed 'recently': his partner is having a 'salty sam' on account of the salty sweat and other residues that are ingested in the process of the fellatio
she just went for it before i could suggest a quick shower...I thought "hey, I guess she won't mind a salty Chicharon...whatthafuk, maybe she likes it that way!"
Salty Chicharon by Dr. Awesome PhD February 27, 2011