cellph 

A cellphone in the possession of a person who spends so much time using it that it defines their very being.

Get off your cellph for five minutes and you might find yourself having an original thought.

cellph by Jason Vieyra-Preston August 28, 2008

Cellph Portrait

A Self Portrait of a Blogger or Member of a Social Networking Site taken by pointing a cell phone camera at thier reflection in a mirror.

Drew didnt have any good photos of himself to upload to his blog, so he snapped a quick cellph portrait in the mirror.

Cellph Portrait by Josh Bartman May 29, 2008

cellph phone 

A phone I use to call my cellph. Play on words using cell and phone. Also, social commentary on the solipsistic and narcissistic tendencies of the late twentieth and early twenty-first centuries. (See also self phone.

I have a cellph phone so I can call myself.

cellph phone by Phil Kelley February 16, 2005

cellph portrait

A picture taken of yourself with your cell phone. Usually taken in a bathroom mirror or by holding camera at arm's length. Used for sexting or social media.

I texted her my cellph portrait before I saw who was in the background, now I'm busted!

cellph portrait by GeorgeWJeff November 13, 2011

Cellphone Tai Chi 

A series of movements one undertakes whilst attempting to find cellphone reception, resulting in an impromptu tai chi-like dance. The Cellphone Tai Chi generally involves the person holding their cellphone in the air while simultaneously walking slowly in circles.

Jiminy: Man, the reception here is really bad.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.

Cellphone Tai Chi by Emily in Australia January 31, 2010

Cellhole 

A person using a cell phone while being completely oblivious to their surroundings, other people, or tasks requiring full and immediate attention.

I watched a Cellhole weave dangerously in and out of traffic without using any turn indicators.

While navigating the store the Cellhole was compiling a verbal shopping list.

The ring tone in the theater indicated there was a Cellhole in the audience.

Just when the entrée arrived a Cellhole at the table next to ours decided to have an argument with his girlfriend.

Cellhole by Roger Halunen January 19, 2006

cellphone magnet implants 

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.

After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!

cellphone magnet implants by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019