caubs 

Complete And Utter Bull Shit

When something is so preposterously bad that you have to point it out

"This day is caubs"
"It's caubs that I have to finish these lines alone Katie"

caubs by corpse esproc January 16, 2014

Cognizant Carbs 

When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.

Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.

Cognizant Carbs by Darren Besert May 6, 2018

Clubship 

A clubship is a friendship you make at a dance club. They are usually temporary, short-term, and superficial. They tend to be very informal.

Hey, bro, I have made so many clubships working as a promoter at Transit. It's crazy!

My clubships come and go, I'll dance and make some more.

Clubship by LingDanc803 August 16, 2017

Clubshit 

When you take a shit at the club. Or you are a shithead and are at the club.

I just took a massive clubshit, it was disgusting and totally stunk up the bathroom. Then, some clubshit came in and took a clubshit. How inconsiderate!

Clubshit by Pameelalala April 27, 2019

the caust 

Slang word for the Holocaust

Today in history class, we learned about the caust. Truly horrible what happened there.

the caust by le alvin March 3, 2021

Cause a scene 

To attract attention(in a bad way)in public.

I saw those guy were fighting at the square.They always cause a scene.

Cause a scene by BlackPohatu October 23, 2016

Just Cause 2

Game with the MOST explosions you will ever see in your entire life

Just Cause 2
Level 1: Blow up this base with a minigun

Just Cause 2 by lolage21 August 30, 2010