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car accident

Noun (usually preceded by a qualifier such as "Italian", "Russian" or "alleged"): of or relating to a murder or contract killing perpetrated in a manner ostensibly designed to appear accidental, but obviously indicative of premeditation.
Repetitive investigations by Ivanovich into the Siberian oil deal may have contributed to his recent demise resulting from injuries sustained in a "car accident".
car accident by Speedog 2 January 4, 2011
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Car accident

Ha ha he got in a Car accident
Car accident by SenseiC&M83 November 25, 2021

Car Accident

When someone crashes into someone else or crashes into something
Max: Hey dude my friend just got in a car accident
Jack: Oh that's sad. Hope he's better

Max: Me too
Car Accident by BusBusBusBusBus February 26, 2017

car accident

adj. phrase that describes something so horrible yet unusual that you continue to look even though you don't really want to see. Like a car accident it is human nature to gawk even though we may not like seeing the results
Did you see the car accident top that fat lady was wearing? I swear it showed 12 inches of cleavage. I couldn't stop staring.
car accident by Cliff96 August 28, 2005

car accident hot 

A human who is hot enough to cause a car accident due to rubberneckers.
Yeah, she’s hot, but she’s not car accident hot.
car accident hot by talktodrmusic November 23, 2020

Connecticut Car Accident

When you are fucking someone in a busy intersection with a loaded RPG and fire it just as she is about to cum
Did you see the Connecticut car accident last night? it killed 33 peoples and still isnt illegal.

The Car Accident 

The process of two males running full speed at eachother, while naked, while having raging hard-ons, and hitting penis first.
I was at this party until some guys tried to pull off The Car Accident. They barely escaped with their dicks.