Canoeing 

‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.

As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!

Canoeing by BoBoBrazil October 4, 2018

canoeing 

When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

canoeing by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

Canoeing 

When only one side of the joint burns down, this happens when the hash lies at one angle of the spliff.

As above

Canoeing by t1dylad January 15, 2004

Canoeing 

When a joint burns unevenly due to moisture, the top burning with the bottom remaining unburned. The resulting shape resembles a canoe.

"Awww dude, it's canoeing!"

Canoeing by Craig 119281 November 5, 2005

canoeing 

when you light your blunt and it only burns up on one side

Oh my god, Its canoeing up the side!

canoeing by Erin May 18, 2003

Canoeing 

A sexual position with three people. A Man lays down and two women climb on, like riding a canoe. One rides the waist, the penis...and one rides the face, the tongue.

We had a threesome last night and the other girl and I went canoeing on him!

Canoeing by BigJimRabbitt May 15, 2018

canoeing 

Placing the scrotum and testicals if a man into the eye sockets and shaking your head. If done correctly will result in an erection atop the forehead like a canoe paddle. Simular to motor boating a woman's breast or dragon boating another man's anus.

Hey babe, wanna go canoeing this weekend?

canoeing by Dirty Panda March 19, 2014