A state of being so stoned you unintentionally produce an
erection. Whether or not this leads to arousal is
unknown, but the man who produces the cannaboner is never ashamed of it.
For female
equivalent, see cannaqueef)
John: ...
Bill: Wow, John sure it
fucked up.
John: ...
Lynn: Yeah, cut him off. Wait,
what's that bulge in his pants?
John: ...
Bill: Ha ha, he's got a cannaboner!
Lynn: I'm done too;
I don't want to cannaqueef.