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cannaboner 

A state of being so stoned you unintentionally produce an erection. Whether or not this leads to arousal is unknown, but the man who produces the cannaboner is never ashamed of it.

For female equivalent, see cannaqueef)
John: ...
Bill: Wow, John sure it fucked up.
John: ...
Lynn: Yeah, cut him off. Wait, what's that bulge in his pants?
John: ...
Bill: Ha ha, he's got a cannaboner!
Lynn: I'm done too; I don't want to cannaqueef.
cannaboner by Onlooker1957 January 13, 2010
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cannabreezy 

Pronunciation: \ˈka-nə-ˈbrē-zē\ or slang for kinda breezy...
adjective,

the feeling of having the wind blow on you while BAKED... happens often by the bay. smoking 420...
nelly boi: hey flip, that blunt was with some good shit im feeling Faded man... bout you homes
pope: mang... im cannabreezy...
nelly boi: WORD...
cannabreezy by iampope August 11, 2009

Cannabroism 

(n) bros don't let bros eat other bros; the belief that one should eat hoes before bros
"Bro...dont eat me bro. Hoes before bros bro. CannaBROism bro"
Cannabroism by peteyags February 4, 2012

cannaboner 

(n)- 1: the feeling one gets when something related to marijuana is so awesome, so epic, that no other word can describe the ecstasy.

2: anything cannabis related that causes excitement
Person A- Did you see Daniels new 18 inch ROOR??
Person B- Yeah, it gave me a cannaboner bigger than the ROOR.
A HAHAHA. Nice
cannaboner by kzle6146 October 24, 2011

Cannabooze 

What's left after soaking cannabis in ultra-high-proof alcohol to let the thc absorb and then draining out any bud matter.
Dude I drank a couple of shots of some cannabooze last night and was stoned and wasted for over six hours!
Cannabooze by Intrinzix July 7, 2012

Cannabro 

A bro who enjoys smoking Cannabis
Not as extreme as a stoner/pothead
"Dude, Thomas has smoked everyday for the past week."

"Yeah, he used to be a total Cannabro, but now he's pretty much a full-on pothead."
Cannabro by myniggabooboo October 30, 2013