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Personality: Bit of a Chav but their hearts are in the right place.

Relationships: Stuck in the 90's these Kappa hoody wearing specimens are 100% committed to their...... XBox!

Male prowess: Slightly imasculated by their small manhood & underwear choice they make up for this by wearing the tallest collared Fred Perry Polo shirt possible!
"Ahh no he's had a byrney boxers moment there"
byrney by Grade A June 23, 2014
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Downtown Byrney

A phenomenom built on the motto "started from the bottom now were here," those who stay at this pregame will be champions
"Why do I feel so shitty today?" We probably had a Downtown Byrney last night
Downtown Byrney by bobber pants December 4, 2014

Barney Calhoun 

The bad-ass security guard in Half Life 1 & 2. Barney Calhoun is the playable character in Half-Life: Blue Shift, and a major character in Half-Life 2 as well as Episode One. Michael Shapiro provided Barney's voice in the games of the Half-Life series. Scott Lynch, Valve Software's Chief Operating Officer, lent his face to the game for use in-game as Barney in Half-Life 2.

In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.

Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.
Barney Calhoun owes Gordon Freeman a beer.

Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.

I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.

auto erotic barneyfication 

Auto Erotic Barneyfication is a sexual gratification term that arose out of the underground sex party scene in Berlin, Germany in the late 1990s. It involves (generally) men who like to dress up as Barney the purple Dinosaur & engage in sexual intercourse or other related acts with one or more partners while growling like a T-Rex.
I met this guy at the Halloween Party dressed as Barney the Dinosaur & thought it was a cute costume .. until I walked into the unlocked bathroom & he had both my cousins on their knees in front of him performing BJs. It transpires this dude is a practitioner of Auto Erotic Barneyfication

barney the pedophile

Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."
1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show

2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!

Barney-style 

Simplifying something down to a level that is easily understood by pre-schoolers and idiots.
I don't think he understands what you're trying to say. Maybe you should break that down Barney-style.
Barney-style by pockets1213 June 8, 2016

Break it Down Barney Style 

This phrase is used when you are about to explain something to someone in very basic terms because anything too complex will confuse them, or already has confused them. Frequently used in the military. Does not usually have anything to do with sex.
"Alright, since my first explanation didn't seem to sink in for your morons, I'll break it down barney style for you."