buttsponge 

A GAY ASS FAGGOT WHO TAKES DICK UP HIS ASS

THAT BUTTSPONGE HAS SUCKED COCK IN EVERY BAR BETWEEN HERE AND SOHO

buttsponge by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

buttstonked 

Being so twistedly fucked up (extremely inebriated in some form) that you literally can not and do not want to do anything.

X: Dude, that party was intensity in ten cities!

Y: Totally so dude, let's roast these righteous herbs and get thoroughly buttstonked to celebrate!

buttstonked by KyleFromTheAmandaShow March 24, 2014

buttmonger 

Insult or derogatory term.

That buttmonger stole my purse!

buttmonger by notabuttmonger November 29, 2004

buttspoke

The lines on the inside of your butthole

Dude...we all have buttspokes.

buttspoke by Clara October 6, 2004

bumsponge 

A sponge, generally used to wipe ones bumhole and often contains fecal matter.

The shit remains on the "bumsponge" for its entire life, similar to bumbaclot but a bit posher

Damian you fucking bumsponge! Give me my money

bumsponge by Malcom shiddyarse February 28, 2017

bantsponge 

a follow-on term from the word bant. If someone is a bantsponge it means they are no fun, i.e. they are 'soaking up the bant'. yes its cheesy but we love it.

"look at him sitting in the corner by himself, hes such a bantsponge"

bantsponge by sophie j June 16, 2008

Buttspine 

A new name for tailbone but it makes more sense and a funnier version especially for children.

When i went sledding with Bob i hurt my buttspine

Buttspine by Rebirtha January 23, 2022