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Lewis Burwell Puller 

The original Chuck Norris. Chesty was the most badass man alive matched only by his spiritual clone, Richard Marcinko. Chesty won, among dozens of other awards, 5 Navy Crosses but the story doesn't end there. The following statements are true:

Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.

Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.

The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.
Lewis Burwell Puller, the quintessential Marine.

Good night Chesty! Wherever you are!
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burgerland 

Slang for the USA, often used in to ridicule American obesity, capitalism, consumerism, and general backwardness.
Being poor in Europe is still better than being loaded in burgerland.
burgerland by the gazeless face December 28, 2015

Briggsy & Burrell 

A indomitable gay partnership which after a a brief courtship in the tate modern blossoms into full jungle nudity and obscene homo adventure
I never knew they were doing a briggsy & burrell, but low and behold there they were streaking in the congo

Tird Burgerler 

A person who does not know how to spell the words turd and burglar. Not to be confused with a turd burglar, although it is likely that many turd burglars are also flagrant tird burgerlers.
Tird Burgerler by Bingley February 18, 2008

burrelled 

Burrelled is taken from the sexual antics of Patrick Brian "Pat" Burrell, nicknamed "Pat the Bat," He is a former American professional baseball outfielder who played in Major League Baseball. He stands 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 235 pounds. With huge forearms that match the length and width of his cock (So the legend goes!). Considered sex on a stick, He is known for hitting baseballs as well as every pussy and every female hole in every town he's been in. Wives, sisters, mothers, daughters both married and single.
A vast number of men are crying in their Wheaties because their woman have been "burrelled." i.e. = nailed, porked, spread wide, banged but good, in every hole they have by this amoroushung stud! Forget oysters, I have been told by a female friend that interviewed him that the smell of him had her getting thigh sweats and wanting to wrap her pussy around his log right there in the place where the interview was taking place.
My wife got burrelled when she went over to Pat Burrell and asked for an autograph for our son. She came back walking funny because he
ended up banging her in every hole she has in the stall at the bar we were at. She got the autograph all right but she also got "burrelled" but good, like I said cause she was walking funny for a couple of days after!
burrelled: to be fucked in every hole you have till you are used up!
burrelled by freddie beamer June 2, 2013
The name given to one of the most strong & powerful families in the world. It is said they could take over nations if they wanted. Every year a festival is held in honor of this great family, in hope to please them enough not to invade.
He looks powerful, he must be a burnell
Burnell by Giggles the dark clown November 14, 2014