brown balloon knot

Brown Balloon Knot is a phrase used to describe the look of the anus.
Next time you have hold of a blown up balloon, take a look at the ring above where the knot is formed. It looks like an arse hole. The brownness obviously comes from the colour of shit.

I finally stuck it in my girlfriend's brown balloon knot last night.

brown balloon knot by Stainos September 4, 2006

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blown out brown balloon knot

A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.

The Navy has the most men with blown out brown balloon knots.

blown out brown balloon knot by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022

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BROWN BALLON KNOT

BROWN BALLON KNOT IS A BUTT HOLE!

BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK AT A BUTTHOLE IT LOOKS LIKE A BALLON KNOT!!

LIKE AY THAT GIRL IS SO SEXY IMMA TONGUE PUNCH HER BROWN BALLON KNOT!

BROWN BALLON KNOT by AZNPAINTRAIN July 5, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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