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Brohemian 

A person who exhibits behaviors and tendencies normally associated with both 'Bros' and bohemians (or 'hipsters'); a person who does not consistently self-select into either of these categories; a person whose nightly reading includes both Pitchfork and Men's Health; a person whose knowledge of and emotional investment in the careers of Bruce Willis and Ingmar Bergman are equally thoroughgoing.
After exchanging artisanal cheese recipes and discussing some of the more evocative lyrics from Neutral Milk Hotel's minor works, the brohemians argued over what Michael Bay film to stream on Netflix, finally resolving the matter with a pull-up contest.
Brohemian by Bobro May 29, 2011

Brohemian Rhapsody

The beautiful lynguistic melody of you and your closest buddies singing on key in front of an audience at a bar, in the car, or on camera. Can be performed sober or drunk, preferably drunk.
The performance of their beautiful brohemian rhapsody had the ladies throwing their phone numbers at them.

Their brohemian rhapsody touched the lives of countless people.

Brohemial 

Aye brohemial how you been
Brohemial by ig:Sleez7 November 1, 2019
Dan's so emo in his skinny jeans. He used to be manorexic, but he likes cake too much, so now he's brolemic.
brolemic by Newsha N December 17, 2008

Brolemma 

A highly difficult and conflicting decision or situation between two or more bros.
Dan told me to keep quiet about him making out with Steve's girlfriend but I don't know what to do! I've got a serious brolemma on my hands here.
Brolemma by Jisonator February 25, 2015

brolimia 

1. An eating disorder that plagues men with low self-esteem, which causes them to throw up after every meal in order to cut calories.

2. The eating disorder that brolimics suffer from.
Man 1: Man, that steak was fire! I gotta go run to the crapper.

Man 2: Dude always has to go to the bathroom after he eats! What's up with that?

Man 3: I think he got brolimia, listen.

Man 1: (In background) BARF!!!

Man 2: Yep, he's brolimic.
brolimia by Sami-X December 9, 2008