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Motor Broating 

Like motor boating but to a nut sack. When a man puts their lips and places then in between two testicles and blows with tight lips soaked in saliva while shaking their head back and forth in a quick-like motion. The effect is the sound somewhat similar to a motor boat.
Mike: check out that nut-meal.
Aaron: motor broating that all morning long and probably late into the night sounds like fun. If my lips are a boat then I have a full tank of gas.

tug boating 

Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.
Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....
tug boating by ohohface247 December 11, 2012

Boating accident 

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.
i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.
Boating accident by Ave End May 28, 2018

Boatington bumps 

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection
Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain

yankee boating 

When southern women attempt to get pregnant by men from north of the Mason-Dixon.
Jolene and I went out Yankee Boating on Bourbon St. last night but they all insisted on wearing condoms.
yankee boating by passsnap April 25, 2017

saddle boating 

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a woman's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by expelling a large amount of air. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
Frank, looking for a change, and because his chick has a sweet badonkadonk, engaged in saddle boating much to his girlfriend's delight.
saddle boating by aretegroup July 29, 2015