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A young hip jewish fellow with an appreciation for old school poetic rock n' roll as well as the latest mainstream indie darlings (especially the Shins - they'll change your world.) Has a sense of humor, and probably argyle socks. May be pretentious.
"My boyfriend is sooo hot, but I hate going to Passover dinner with his Gramma. That's what you get for dating a braffy."
braffy by laowrah August 23, 2007
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A Jamaican term that means to show one's self off. It is the joining of the words bragg and show off, resulting in the term, Braff. You can say braffing, braffier, braffiest, braffed and my personal favourite, braffing.
Keisha and Brad gave us the real meaning of BRAFF at Nicole's birthday bash.
Braff by I'mAlwaysInTheTopShit December 31, 2018

Zach Braff 

(verb) to make someone feel like a winner even though they're being hustled or otherwise taken advantage of; to pimp or exploit someone without their knowledge.

Derived from a 2013 Kickstarter campaign in which actor Zach Braff successfully convinced fans to donate over $3 million to fund his next movie, even though he had more than enough personal wealth, Hollywood connections, and white male privilege to do it himself.
1. Only a true player can Zach Braff a ho into thinking that her life is glamorous and great while she's whoring herself out to give all her money to him.

2. He Zach Braff'd over $3 million out of those fools. They're excited as hell even though they're only getting t-shirts and DVDs and won't see a dime of profit. That wealthy bastard has my utmost respect.
Zach Braff by lilybelle June 9, 2013

blaffy blooffy 

1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.

2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!

Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
Someone who enjoys dirt bikes and four wheel drive vehicles.
I couldn't hear you beacause that braffer is making a hell of a racket.
braffer by klar June 24, 2007
Somebody showing off something mainly themselves
Michelle loves to braff while walking down the road
Braff by TRAVINATOR126 December 6, 2018