Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?
Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.
Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*
Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*
Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*
Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?
Girl: After class.
Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.
Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*
Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*
Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*
Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?
Girl: After class.
by Hi I'm Matt Biatch August 19, 2009
Bill Was Depressed until he saw a pair of boobs, now it's nearly impossible to wipe that smile of his face.
by thegreatcornholio June 26, 2007
by me April 19, 2003
by Total Chav September 09, 2005
Jack pushed Ashley against the wall and kissed her deeply. As he pushed into her, Ashley’s breasts rose from her tight shirt and shoved into Jack. He then took his hand under her shirt until he found her huge, round boobs. He tore her shirt off, then squeezed and rubbed her breasts causing her to moan with pleasure.
Jack went down, kissing her nose, and then chewed on her hard, tense nipples. She moaned even louder and gasped as pain shot through her body. Ashley then tore Jack’s shirt and rubbed her boobs against his toned chest. This was a turn on for Jack, the feeling of those breasts made him so hard. He pushed Ashley onto the bed and kissed her even harder.
He wanted those beautiful breasts. They were wet and perky, just how he liked them. He stuck his face inside and engulfed the left one into his mouth and sucked it. “Ohhhh!” Ashley whined. Then he made his way to the right one and licked it all around, while feeling her up at the same time. Jack felt so hard that it hurt. Ashley continued to moan uncontrollably.
The next morning, Jack awoke in between Ashley’s firm, large boobs and immediately hardened under the covers.
Jack went down, kissing her nose, and then chewed on her hard, tense nipples. She moaned even louder and gasped as pain shot through her body. Ashley then tore Jack’s shirt and rubbed her boobs against his toned chest. This was a turn on for Jack, the feeling of those breasts made him so hard. He pushed Ashley onto the bed and kissed her even harder.
He wanted those beautiful breasts. They were wet and perky, just how he liked them. He stuck his face inside and engulfed the left one into his mouth and sucked it. “Ohhhh!” Ashley whined. Then he made his way to the right one and licked it all around, while feeling her up at the same time. Jack felt so hard that it hurt. Ashley continued to moan uncontrollably.
The next morning, Jack awoke in between Ashley’s firm, large boobs and immediately hardened under the covers.
by HKZW November 14, 2010
Peter: Why do girls have boobs?
Friend #1: I don't know
Peter: So you have something to look at when your talking to them.
Friend #2: It's true
Friend #1: I don't know
Peter: So you have something to look at when your talking to them.
Friend #2: It's true
by Hlassa May 16, 2006
Well, I could end it all...but tomorrow Cindy might let me touch her boobs. Yep...gonna stick around and see how this plays out.
by Drama_King March 18, 2008