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boneography 

when lovers take pictures of themselves making love
Her mother freaked when she found the stack of boneography.

Boomergraph 

A boring, rambling, inexplicably-long comment left after an online news article; most often follows a Yahoo article; almost always left by a boomer; frequently, the author's tone is pedantic and smug despite his being completely wrong; the comment almost always includes a disproportionately long explanation of how great and expert the author is.
Confident that his years of watching cable TV have prepared and sharpened his mind for this very moment, the boomer conjured stories of his early years fixing and riding plenty of Huffy bicycles before lecturing the comments section with a 5,000 word boomergraph on the impracticality of electric cars.
Boomergraph by Ax19legal April 4, 2020

bonography 

"Jim likes the porn, but Adam...well, he likes bonography."
bonography by Seiryu February 29, 2004
When she wraps a rubber band tightly around your election to trap the blood in the erection
That bitch Hannah wrap a rubber band around my dick, called that shit a bonertrap
Bonertrap by GalaxyGreece November 23, 2021

bonergrab 

When someone grabs a mans boner, usually when there naked and squeezing it as hard as they can making this male in loads of pain.
My girlfriend and I were walking down the street and she notices that I have a boner. She then pulls down my shorts and my underwear exposing my boner and then gives me the worst bonergrab I have ever gotten. I then fall to the ground in loads of pain. Then she lifts me up and knees me in the balls continuously. I then fall to the ground and I land flat on my balls, crushing them which hurt even more. Everyone was watching and it was so embarrassing and painful.
bonergrab by frozensword14 August 3, 2016

Boneagraph 

The act of taking a picture of your boner and posting it on the web for everyone to see.
Mom: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

Son: "Oh, it's ok I'm taking a boneagraph"
Boneagraph by Thomas DEE July 22, 2011