blumy

Solid and chunky

"Your so blumy, I am very inspired"

blumy by Falalalalaaa12345 February 28, 2017

Blum 

Person who blue thumb reacts

I had 28 haha reacts on my meme and it was ruined by a blue thumb blum

Blum by CrunchyCrew February 27, 2022

Steve Blum

The Morgan Freeman of anime Voice Acting.

Steve Blum Practically voices in almost everything.

Steve Blum by Captain Genya January 25, 2010

Upper Dutch Blumkin 

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

Upper Dutch Blumkin by karnakdave July 28, 2011

BlueyCapsules 

BlueyCapsules is a parody comic found on Twitter, making fun of the artist PinkyPills awful telling of the Five Nights at Freddy’s story. Made on Drawpile as a collaborative project between multiple artists, the mess of a comic eventually blew up on FNaF twt.

Guy 1: Hey man, have you seen tonight’s BlueyCapsules update? That shit was crazy.
Guy 2: No, not yet. They didn’t update until five am for me, so I was asleep by then.

BlueyCapsules by Local fruit #69 September 5, 2020

Blumock 

Any curse word in minionese (ex. sh-t)

Kevin the Minion: Bello! Orlando? Ugh. Blumock.

Blumock by Anonymous person..... July 13, 2016

Blump back whale 

A giver of a blumpkin whose weight exceeds 300 pounds.

I'm gonna get a blumpkin from that blump back whale.

Blump back whale by Dr. Blumpstosin December 12, 2009