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incessantly smart kid, often known for perfection. secretly a womanizer, usually found canoodling with girls 80% of the time. the other 20% is spent studying.
whoa! that blockie got another hundy on our math test!
blockie by lizzzzle December 30, 2005
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Cock Blockie

A cock blocker that blocks another cock blockers cock.
The man was about to have sexual intercourse with his date when the bartender came up and cock blocked him. The bartender then tried to have sexual intercourse with the mans date when the Cock Blockie cock blocked the cock blocker.
Cock Blockie by Cock Blocking 202 October 10, 2009

do a blockie 

An Australian term which means to drive or walk around the block
Carmen: 'Not sure which cafe they are at, so let's do a blockie'.
do a blockie by Bondgurl June 26, 2015

HYPERLINK BLOCKED 

Hey my dog stole my HYPERLINK BLOCKED, do you know where it is?
No idea but check the. No idea but check the. 4 left.

2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."

Corona-blocked 

The state of life in 2020. Whatever plans you had have been effectively Corona-blocked, aka "c-blocked."
I had such a rad summer planned out: the beach, festivals, lots of dating, maybe a trip to Europe.

What happened?

Got Corona-blocked, bro.
Corona-blocked by Elwood Lane March 21, 2020