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blingage 

any part of your costume ranging from headgear to wristware or from clothing to car.
Your blingage points were minimal yesterday, man.
blingage by jerk October 5, 2003

bling bling, blingage 

the chains and pendants that are iced out with tons of diamonds, or the amount of chains around my neck.
bling bling, blingage by brittany November 14, 2003

collateral blindage

Voluntarily blinding one or more innocent drivers, in order not to miss the opportunity to turn on your own high beams and blind some jackass who won't dim his high beams for any oncoming traffic.
"Man, I felt bad for the other folks on the road tonight, but one asshole made me have to dish out a little collateral blindage."
collateral blindage by scorpioeric December 13, 2007
When you bring it; Bring it so hard it causes fatal bringage.
Oh, man, I am mastah at Super Smash Bros. Melee, taste my bringage.

blinkage 

how much a person blinks. High blinkage- blinks a lot. Low blinkage- blinks very little.
Nic, a freak, had no blinkage.
blinkage by Matt July 5, 2003

blinkage 

A nervous tic of the eyelid.
You could tell from Bill's blinkage that he was lying about never having sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky.
blinkage by harry flashman July 16, 2003