bespeak 

1. To ask for something.

2. To make a reservation.

3. To indicate

1. I bespeak your patience.

2. I bespoke a good seat for us at that Restaurant.
3. This bag beaspeaks your mood and personality.

bespeak by Adaotmr December 14, 2013

bespeckled cephalopod 

Fancy dressed octopus with a monocle and buck teeth #merkmusic

Oh look a bespeckled cephalopod.

bespeckled cephalopod by Lardarse23 September 24, 2017

bespearment 

the act of getting stabbed with a spear

He spat in my face, so I considered that grounds for bespearment.

bespearment by cohorspraetoria March 9, 2021

brspeak 

Just another simpler and cooler name for a type of netspeak where almost all vowels are excluded from text.

It's very versatile, just like l33tspeak, and is usually used between only you and your best friend, also known as 'br', the brspeak term for 'brother' or 'bro'.

(Common example of brspeak)
Guy 1: sup br
Guy 2: shtp im plyng fps
Guy 1: ok i ply 2
(on game)
Guy 1: ya pwn hedshot
Guy 2: br wtf frkn frk chp chtr
Guy 1: bow dwn 2 the chmp, chmp

brspeak by icy2x April 1, 2010

bespake 

aesthetically appealing display, often culinary, meticulously designed to appear haphazard or rustic

The dish looked bespake, although it appeared rustic and thrown together it was in fact carefully presented to look this way.

bespake by schoome February 22, 2015

Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc)

a kid who trys to use stuff from the pass to guilt trip/insult others (mainly rubber mittens) and has innacurate information such as his urban dictionary post about rubber mittens. He also says that rubber mittens shouldnt have admin when in reality he has worked hard and rowelt should be banned

Rubber Mittens: *exists*
Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc): YOU SHOULDNT HAVE ADMIN

Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc) by Rubr Mitns June 1, 2017

Bespeckled Cephalopod™ 

A Bespeckled Cephalopod™ is someone who can't stop attacking someone under any circumstance, even though asked to stop their ways, they continue acting like a child.

Person 1: Hey! Stop acting like that! It's extremely childish! You're being a Bespeckled Cephalopod™!
Person 2: FUCK YOU! I WON'T STOP UNTIL __ GETS PUNISHED!

Bespeckled Cephalopod™ by ThatDooderino June 1, 2017