ben-ed 

noun; beyond retarded, someone who isn't special-ed but is still stupid and has no common sense, also gets bad grades; unintelligent.

Derived from the word "special-education" but simplified and modified the "special" to "ben". This word was discovered by an ancient panda-osopher who knew a friend that was named of something, so he took that something and added it in front of this word. Nowadays, new philosophers think that the panda-osopher made this word because in chinese "ben" means "stupid". So there could be two different origins.

HeYAdRee: yaa, he said that it was mean that i rejected someone to homecoming, then he asked me to go with him.
PaNDarCigar: LOL WTF?!??! DUDE HES LIKE BEYOND RETARDED
HeYAdRee: LOL!!! you should make a word for that
PaNDarCigar: BAHHAA what about ben-ed? LOL!?
HeYAdRee: YEAH!! (: tell me when it's posted

and now adreannie, the ancient panda-osopher posted it.

ben-ed by pandaboyxxx September 26, 2009

Ben'ed

The general bad juju that takes place in your life following a miss quote of Uncle Ben.

I miss quoted Uncle Ben and I didnt get the fucking job... I Uncle Ben'ed that shit.

Ben'ed by 1sikbastird August 18, 2022

Ben Askren’ed

To put someone to sleep.

Damn Masvidal got Ben Askren’ed last night. Usman was not joking!

Ben Askren’ed by Qme93 April 25, 2021

Ben Edlund 

The writer who provides the most Dean/Cas-centric episodes of Supernatural.

He is also known to troll the entire fandom.

1:Oh, man did you see the new episode that Ben Edlund wrote? The French Mistake?

2:Yeah, everyone totally got Edlund'd!

Ben Edlund by starkidchristine March 13, 2011

Benedetti Curse 

Boys/Men with the last name Benedetti will find love but will never keep it. Forever lost in a cycle of heartbreak they are more commonly called Maledetti which changes the meaning of the name from blessed to cursed. Their eternal hunt for prosperity and fame will always triumph over any relationship and women who may be involved with a Benedetti man will fall victim to heartache and loss. They will be pushed to success by their family and will pushed away from love as well.

“Sure he may be cute but you don’t want that Benedetti curse!”

“Yea, they went out for like 4 years but they fell victim to the Benedetti curse and his Mom made them breakup!”

Benedetti Curse by Itallianbella November 6, 2018

Benedouche

A male fan of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

The male counterpart to a Cumberbitch.

Josh: Cumberbatch is amazing!
Craig: You must be a Cumberbitch
Josh: No you fool! I'm simply a Benedouche.

Benedouche by BenedoucheT-Ray May 27, 2013

Benedetta

Smart, beautiful young Italian woman.

The most beautiful woman inch by inch that might exist in a world of mortals, the most beautiful of the nine heavens, more than Beatrice in the Empyrean, divinity in all her entire smile.
Enjoys the good food and wines, also the wind while driving her motorcycle around the cities she travel.
She pretends to be critical of the good use of shirts, but is a good art curator, and excellent writter.
He needs to learn from the basic handling of tools and slow and glued tropical dances.

-(Oh my god, she must be Benedetta)
-Hi!
-(Dumbfounded)

Benedetta by lllhm March 9, 2017