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Breadologist

One who professionally dedicates oneself to the scientific study, taxonomy and rating of bread.
Almu is a breadologist by trade!

breastologist 

A specialist in the study of women'sbreasts; One who tests the weight, shape, size, taste and bounce of women's breasts.
After four years of intense study, Jorge became a breastologist
breastologist by Sy Lopez January 9, 2008

Beardologist 

Someone that specializes in beards.
Dude 1: "Hey, man, how long do you think it would take for my brother to grow a beard out?"

Dude 2: "I don't know, I'm not a Beardologist."
Beardologist by Lightning Boy March 12, 2009

Beeologist 

You: "Do bee's bleed?"

Friend: "Why don't you ask a beeologist?"

Beeologist: "They do not have red blood like us, they have the equivalent of blood though. Since they don't have blood pressure they do not in fact bleed."
Beeologist by Darbii December 2, 2010

Buttologist 

A person engaged in the scientific study of butts.

One who is highly skilled in buttology
As a buttologist his skills were unequaled as he got his head into his work deeper than anyone we've ever known.

She spent so much time focussed on butts that everyone considered her the finest buttologist in the world.

beerologist

a connoisseur in the ways and general awesome nature of consuming and reaping the advantges of beer.
Dude that's a sick byramid! You must be a beerologist!