batpoon

Batman's handy fleshlight

Batman was feeling lonely one night and pulled out his most trusted gadget; the batpoon

batpoon by Y0dab0y1o1 May 19, 2016

Batphone 

Batman's phone, dumbass

Duna duna duna duna duna duna duna duna batphone

Batphone by Manthatsprobablynotaman February 10, 2020

batphone 

A second phone used for important call only. Businessmen who get a lot of phone calls will often carry a second cell phone and only give it to certain people. Ari Gold carries a bat phone with him.

Now I have to answer the fucking batphone when it rings three fucking times and its fucking Vince.

batphone by Entourage fan June 12, 2009

battoon 

An instrument That piper made up and is totally real and is trade marked by me

They asked what instrument I played and I said I played the battoon.

battoon by Noneofurconcern June 19, 2019

batcoon

Is a fucking hero who lives in a dumpster. He also been known to screw others daily. (Also known a that ashole h20delierious.

Fuck I got attackd by batcoon.

batcoon by thecanadianninja February 15, 2018

Batroon 

A sex device that is used to stick up the anus that looks like a spork with two prongs and a bat face.

Sally stuck the batroon up Johnnys butt.

Batroon by Bammanchickenham December 9, 2018

the batcoon 

A young sexy mutha fuca

Person:who are you

The batcoon:they call me that chocolate aka young sexy mutha fucka

the batcoon by The batcoon February 23, 2021