bastug 

(bash-tu)
having a or being a totally crazy and/or bi-polar girlfriend.

Brad: Brah, she was good for awhile, then she just got all bastug on meh.
Lance: I know what you mean.

Rachel: I like being in a relationship, but I'm always afraid of commitment. I feel like i might get a little bastug.

bastug by hey,youthere December 20, 2009

bastage 

Bastard. Originally used in the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously. This PG flick introduced bastage, fargin', and icehole as PG terms for similar sounding words.

You fargin' bastages!

bastage by Sepo August 29, 2003

Rat Basturd

Worse than a "Rat Bastard". This individual will be cordial and charming to your face, then instigate despicable acts against you behind your back. A lying, coniving piece of worthless humanity. The essence of immense evil.

Teacher #1: That school board president has been telling everyone that he runs this school, not the superintendent.

Teacher #2: Mr. Sellers told me the same thing, but kisses up to the superintendent in public.

Teacher #1: We need to get out of Pawhuska, he is a rat basturd!

Rat Basturd by skypie November 20, 2011

bastages 

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.

"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"

bastages by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006

basturma 

a delicious kind of heavily salted and spiced meat, commonly eaten in the middle east. the meat is sold and eaten raw

dude 1:dude i had some old basturma yesterday
dude 2:ur breath smells like crap, u look pale, u ok?
dude 1:i think i got salmonella...

basturma by shavout February 5, 2008

Bastige

Name used to describe someone extremely annoying but not worth wasting foul language on.

That boy is one cock-eyed bastige

Bastige by DuT July 31, 2004

bastur mate 

A bastur mate is some to share whacking it with.

Eduardo: I feel like having an afternoon wank. Would you like to be my bastur mate?

Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.

bastur mate by scodder September 29, 2012