balded 

the action of achieving the bald state of being. usually associated with shaving one’s hair, however one must also see the spiritual side of being balded to truly transform.

bitch i almost died that shit balded me

I laughed at this joke for 10 minutes straight, I literally was balded.

Giulia’s hair is falling out, lmao she’s gettin balded.

balded by baldedbabe1993 November 11, 2018

It balded 

So much energy, it was that intense that their hair fell off.

He worked so so hard. It balded

It balded by Thelxw April 26, 2024

g-balled 

Aaron'ism: When things don't go as planned, or someone or something screws you over, you've been g-balled.

For example, you're late for a meeting because of traffic...and when you finally show up you tell them you were "g-balled" by traffic

g-balled by Djansson September 28, 2015

Black Balled 

To be cast aside, shunned, given the short end of the deal. "Shafted"

She totally rejected me, threw me away and didn't look back, i was completely black balled.

Black Balled by brantleycmd December 6, 2010

balmed 

To be drunk, pissed.

Fuck i'm balmed.
Man, he's balmed tonight.
Lets get balmed tonight cunts.

balmed by homeless_bum____ August 18, 2009

The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

mentally blue balled 

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.

Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)

mentally blue balled by uhohrosarioh April 7, 2010