asspache

A Native American who sticks his pee-pee in another man's tee-pee could be called an asspache.

asspache by obneopeehon November 11, 2012

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assache

1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.

I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.

assache by censored711man December 14, 2004

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The tuff of hair just above the ass in the small of the back. Usually found only on men.

My friend showed me a picture of her boyfriends asstache. He really needs to shave it.

asstache by Sidesmack January 26, 2008

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1 the queer eye guys are asspackers.
2 ally your such an asspacker u butfucked ted

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did you know that your asstache is connected to your eyes? Pluck one out, and check for yourself

Burnik in tagalog

Asstache by The-Deemo December 23, 2009

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The act in which the inside of your anus feels pumped up and invigorated, normally right before a massive shit.

I have such an assache this morning...

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Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.

Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.

Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!

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