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assholeitis 

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.
A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)
assholeitis by RESCU May 13, 2009

assholescent 

adj: to be both adolescent and an asshole
A British girl told me that football riots are usually started by assholescent wankers.

assholescent 

noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanchored person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who assumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.
Lars: "Last night Dick came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. He asked me to lend him a $20 for gas."

You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."
assholescent by Janwriter June 4, 2010

assholeness 

to possess the trait of being an asshole; to be a major asshole
-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.
assholeness by hate you November 5, 2007

assholehead 

Someone who presents themself as an utterly incompetent moron, consistantly fucking up whatever he/she does, it makes u wonder if there's an asshole where his/her brain would normally be.
You crapped in your pants again you assholehead?
assholehead by TheN C November 25, 2009

Assholegenic 

1. An environment full of assholes.

2. An environment so stressful that people tend to become assholes.

3. Laws, regulations, policies that treat a person or group as second class trash.
Jane found she was gaining weight in her new job since it was so assholegenic.
Assholegenic by nursewhoknows December 30, 2012