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Asstrology 

the study of the movements and relative positions of celebrity butts interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.

/əˈsträləjē/
I am studying a paper on Kim Kardashian for my Asstrology class, in my bathroom, with my buddy, Dick.

Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus

Alanology 

The study of all things relating to Alan Wilson, a founding member, harmonica player, guitar player and blues genius of Canned Heat. These include the study of blues guitar, slide guitar, harmonica, John Lee Hooker, and Son House. Alanology also includes the study of nature and conservation.
My friend Rebecca knows Alanology better than anyone I know. Not only does she play a mean harmonica but she's so in tuned with nature just like Alan was.
Alanology by exptruth09 May 26, 2011

Assology 

The study of the ass proper. Most men are students of this discipline.

Assology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone.

Also see Assologist.
1. When I grow up I want to study assology.

2. Do you want to go to the pub and study assology?
Assology by gomaz July 20, 2005

Asstrology 

The act of making educated predictions about whether or not the girl has an ass. Using deductive reasoning to predict quality of ass.
The girl sitting next to us looks like she has a nice butt. I can't for sure tell though. Asstrology
Asstrology by raleigh99996 October 24, 2011

aidanology 

Whatever a person says, if their name (or middle name) has Aidan in it, they're always right.
Johnny: 2 + 2 = 4
Aidan 2 + 2 = 3
Due to aidanology, Aidan is always right.
aidanology by Anonymous834962 November 14, 2022

asianologist 

( noun) a person who seeks to have sex/relationships with primarily asian women.
" Dude, why do you always go after asian chicks, you some kind of asianologist?"
asianologist by taoteqingren November 5, 2005