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Ass Cape 

A cape to cover or conceal ones butt.
Alicia Keys needed an Ass Cape to cover her super booty!!!!!!
Ass Cape by BigGooni February 15, 2010
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ass cape 

Friend: Jon have you been working out? Your ass looks ridiculous
Jon: Nope I turned my apron into an ass cape. I've already been laid 6 times in the last 9 minutes
ass cape by butt ticker January 14, 2010
1. A completely useless object

2. An idiotic person
1. Man 1: Hey guys! Check out this pet rock I found.

Man 2: Put that asscape away. No one cares.

2. Man 1: I can't believe I just spilled my drink while talking to that hot chick.

Man 2: Yeah. Smooth move asscape.
Asscape by Dub C. December 20, 2008
When you back out of a terrible situation using your ass as either a literal or metaphorical exit strategy. Can involve physically reversing away from danger, using thicc energy as a social shield, or dropping something so embarrassing that everyone forgets what they were mad about in the first place.

As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."
"My boss caught me on Reddit during the meeting, so I pulled an AssCape—knocked my chair over backing up, caused a whole scene, and everyone forgot I wasn't working."
AssCape by 3nrRed January 6, 2026