asphyxiwank 

noun & verb. The act of asphyxiating oneself close to death whilst masturbating for the thrill of it. A fetish that can sometimes go a little too far by accident, leading to death.

Derived from "asphyxsia" and "wank" (British term)

The Conservatives cannot effectively comment on corruption, since they became the party of cash-for-questions, the extramarital affair and the fatal asphyxiwank

asphyxiwank by Dijital-JB May 17, 2006

asphixiwank 

the process of masturbation where the masturbator asphyxiates themselves to gain a higher level of excitement.

Sam was having an asphixiwank and he went too far, no more Sam.
If you are going to asphixiwank, please have a spotter to check on you after a set period of time to ensure no loss of life. Ejaculation.

asphixiwank by T. Winthorpe January 22, 2008

asphyxi wank 

The act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self ala Michael Hutchence. Good times.

Jeremy had grown old with wanking. He'd tried all types. Regular wanks. Danger wanks. On buses. Trains. Bikes. All types. Now it was time to move onto the ultimate wank. The Asphyxi Wank.

asphyxi wank by Pat Sharpe April 21, 2006

asphyxi-wank 

The act of self-strangulation in both the literal and metaphoric sense - i.e. one hand strangling the neck, the other strangling the penis.

Can you come over to my place later? I want to have an asphyxi-wank, but I'll need someone to make sure I don't kill myself.

asphyxi-wank by mongger April 8, 2006

asphyxiwanker

A Tottenham fan...because they like to choke at the vital point....

We knew who he supported he was a asphyxiwanker...

asphyxiwanker by Westhamdickie May 29, 2016

asphyxicake 

The act of suffocating oneself with a sufficient quantity of cake frosting. (Cake optional.)

The scheduling for this project is so absurd, I don't know what to do other than asphyxicake myself.

asphyxicake by fdfdcfdfdfictifire August 13, 2019

Hank the asphyxi wank 

The name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self!

Sam caught Andy having a asphyxi wank...

Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"

Hank the asphyxi wank by Dextro tablet March 26, 2010