asphyxiwank

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noun & verb. The act of asphyxiating oneself close to death whilst masturbating for the thrill of it. A fetish that can sometimes go a little too far by accident, leading to death.

Derived from "asphyxsia" and "wank" (British term)

The Conservatives cannot effectively comment on corruption, since they became the party of cash-for-questions, the extramarital affair and the fatal asphyxiwank

asphyxiwank by Dijital-JB May 17, 2006

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asphixiwank

the process of masturbation where the masturbator asphyxiates themselves to gain a higher level of excitement.

Sam was having an asphixiwank and he went too far, no more Sam.
If you are going to asphixiwank, please have a spotter to check on you after a set period of time to ensure no loss of life. Ejaculation.

asphixiwank by T. Winthorpe January 22, 2008

asphyxi wank

The act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self ala Michael Hutchence. Good times.

Jeremy had grown old with wanking. He'd tried all types. Regular wanks. Danger wanks. On buses. Trains. Bikes. All types. Now it was time to move onto the ultimate wank. The Asphyxi Wank.

asphyxi wank by Pat Sharpe April 21, 2006

asphyxi-wank

The act of self-strangulation in both the literal and metaphoric sense - i.e. one hand strangling the neck, the other strangling the penis.

Can you come over to my place later? I want to have an asphyxi-wank, but I'll need someone to make sure I don't kill myself.

asphyxi-wank by mongger April 8, 2006

asphyxiwanker

A Tottenham fan...because they like to choke at the vital point....

We knew who he supported he was a asphyxiwanker...

asphyxiwanker by Westhamdickie May 29, 2016

asphyxicake

The act of suffocating oneself with a sufficient quantity of cake frosting. (Cake optional.)

The scheduling for this project is so absurd, I don't know what to do other than asphyxicake myself.

asphyxicake by fdfdcfdfdfictifire August 13, 2019

Hank the asphyxi wank

The name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self!

Sam caught Andy having a asphyxi wank...

Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"

Hank the asphyxi wank by Dextro tablet March 26, 2010

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026