Alphemerititis .. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of alphemerity. Showing symptoms of CAPS LOCK misuse. Twitchiness towards large buttons on the left side of a QWERTY keyboard.
Alphemeritic (-rĭt'ĭk) adj. The condition of having Alphemerititis.
Alphemeritious affix of, having the nature of alphemerity. Addicited to CAPS LOCK.
An alpha male that is not smart. A large guy that is of low IQ. A male with high levels of testosterone that makes bad decisions. A stubborn male that does things the wrong way. Commonly used as a derogatory nickname.
The alphatard took the tool from me and broke it.
The gym is full of alphatards.
Don't be an alphatard.
Here comes Alphatard.
A substance used to stay up for insane and inhuman ammount of hours upon end. Commonly used by Korean Rice Farmers in World of Warcraft or the people you see in Newly Release MMORPG's who have reached maximum level in less than a week.