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Alcolepsy 

The ability to fall asleep in any circumstance (eating, standing, changing the song) while inebriated from alcohol.
Shawn is always falling asleep in absurd places and positions because has alcolepsy.
Alcolepsy by Uncle homer January 7, 2022
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alcolapse 

a temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgment brought on by drinking alcohol and becoming drunk.
"I don't remember cussing my ex out. Must have been an alcolapse."

apocolepsy 

A rare form of temporal lobe epilepsy, resulting in split personality disorder. The result, rather than a seizure, switches off most of the brain allowing only the parts responsible for anger and rage to function. This produces a pile of dead muthafukka's and a perpetrator who knows nothing of the incident.
Honest officer, I have no recollection of why I appear to be unharmed and soaked in blood and there is a pile of corpses nearby, i suffer from "apocolepsy", i had an "apocoleptic fit" get me a doctor and take me the fuck home!
apocolepsy by skitzofukka June 24, 2011

Alcholepsy 

An alcohol induced disco nap, generally happens when sitting down or standing up at a bar or club.
Looks like Tiffany is falling asleep on the bar again. Her alcholepsy is acting up.
Alcholepsy by Tall BAB December 1, 2021

ARCOLEPSY 

a condition characterized by an extreme tendency to fall asleep whenever tracking time in ARC.
Sorry I'm late to the meeting, I had a bad case of Arcolepsy.
ARCOLEPSY by mathyou-wrecktore April 17, 2015

Aircolepsy

A condition characterized by an extreme tendency to fall asleep as soon as the airplane takes off.
The best thing about having aircolepsy is that is makes flights go by much faster.
Aircolepsy by wordnerddc May 4, 2018