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Ace Rockola 

Is a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it's not a whale either. The whale is 200lbs lighter and has a higher IQ.

This mammoth is highly dangerous, approach with caution. It is very possible that he will put you in a tazzmission, before consuming your body parts for snackie time.

Likely to be seen in his/her adopted home, the bushes outside AJ Styles house.
"He called me porky pig, so I hit him with an Olympic Slam and went straight for the ankle lock...The principal called for the bell as the entire school chanted my name" - Ace Rockola
Ace Rockola by Billy Bunter March 1, 2004

ace rockola 

A Ozzy Osbourne wannabe, deemed transexual by society, despite no knowledge of previous/present gender. Wrestling moderator is main source of socialisation.

See also transexual , loser
"Hey buddy, is that Ace Rockola a dude or a chick?"
ace rockola by some hot dude February 7, 2004

Ace Rockola 

a poor mod on Rajah's of questionable gender.
see hermy
haha, you are Ace Rockola
Ace Rockola by Unnamed Source February 6, 2004

Ace Rockola 

His stomach is the final resting place of Crash Holly, along with countless donuts and pizzas. RIP Crash. :(
I'm sure glad I'm not Ace Rockola.
Ace Rockola by pseudo-chop! November 4, 2004

ace rockola 

A large ogre type creature of unspecified gender. Carnivore. Can be found stalking its prey at local WWE signings.
I saw Ace Rockola last week, I had nightmares ever since.
ace rockola by Timmy February 7, 2004

ace rockola 

Man? Woman? More like something in between. What lies between his legs is a mystery wrapped in an enigma and shoved between the legs of a fat, long haired freak thing.

Will we ever find out? Will anyone? Unlikely. That'd involve someone having some type of sex with him.
Oh man, did you see Ace Rockolas pictures? He's a dude, right?
ace rockola by Sid February 8, 2004